sup

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via sniffing)

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(via pinkcookiedimples)

(via flewor)

praduhhh:

weednswishersweets:

rolandalfred2nd:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

Fucked up lol

VI

man

praduhhh:

weednswishersweets:

rolandalfred2nd:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

Fucked up lol

VI

man

(via pinkcookiedimples)

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?

saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT

is that HAIM ?

(via sextronautt)

xplosivediarrhea:

xplosivediarrhea:

my handwriting is uglier than me

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listen here you little shit

(via spork)

illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

(via sextronautt)

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(via trust)